Fun ways to put off Telemarketers.
My mom gave me ten points for the one I did today... *Brriing.. brriing*"Hello?""Hello?""Hel-loo..""Hello. This is Tracy calling for the American Deputy Sherriff, how are you today?""I'm sorry, the...
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I have a friend that hands the phone to her younger sister. Her sister's like 5 or so I think and she tries to have tea parties over the phone with them. As for me, they just annoy the hell out of me...
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heh heh....I'm evil, the last one I awnsered was about four months ago."ring""hello""hello is the man or woman of the house home?""omg! it's been one week! and you people are still calling! *crying is...
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hehe, i usually do what redcherrycoke does and just hang up, one of my favorites though comes from Seinfeld's TV show where they say:"hi! would you be interested in blahblahblah~"[then you...
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One I did today was...*ring*"hello?"'hello, do you need assistance with your windsheild?'"thats a good question, one moment please."*checks email while waiting*"I'm back, I have a question, do I need...
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My favorite telemarketer game is The language switchero. Simply put, you mumble a few words in a different language every few seconds. You dont really have to speak multiple languages to pull this...
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I've switched languages before. I speak French at them. French and sometimes German. They just hang up, so it's not as fun.
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I don't ususally have converstaions with them. I just start screaming into the phone and start making noises you would hear only in an insane asylum.
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I usually just confuse them because I don't know who they are calling for. Telemarketer: Is the woman of the house in?Me: No.Telemarketer: Is the man of the house in?Me: uh um No. I figure they are...
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Telemarketer: Hello?Me (in a guy's voice): Hellooo-oooo!Telemarketer: Is the man of the house in?Me (still in a guy's voice): Ohhh, Steve, darling! Somebody's on the phone for you!Me (different guy's...
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wrong, but funny.*deleted, b/c i don't want to risk anything*
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the joy is to keep them on as long as possible with ungodly long stories involving things that have nothing to do with the price of tea in china cause their job is to make as many phone calls as they...
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